brb failing everything

G'n'T: I just think of advertising when I see that word
sma: yeahhhh i can't really think of another formal-ish way to say new, original, etc
G'n'T: this way
G'n'T: IT'S A FUCKING NIGHT LIGHT
G'n'T: YOU WANNA LIGHT YOUR ROOM
G'n'T: TIRED OF YOUR MEDIOCRE LIGHTED ANIMALS?!
sma: YOU CAN LIGHT THAT BITCH RIGHT UP
G'n'T: etc
sma: FHBRODFHUGRIEUBGIREDF
G'n'T: EXACTLY
G'n'T: THERES YOUR ESSAY RIGHT THERE
sma: lmao
sma: DON'T SETTLE FOR THOSE PUSSY-ASS NIGHTLIGHT ANIMALS
sma: THIS ONE HAS 3 GODDAMN COLOUR CHOICES
sma: YEAH I KNOW YOU HEARD ME
sma: IS THAT YOUR JAW I SEE ON THE FLOOR
sma: THIS BITCH IS HANDPAINTED
sma: YEAH
sma: YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.
G'n'T: HOW MUCH IS IT YOU SAY??
G'n'T: I'LL TELL YOU HOW FUCKING MUCH!!
sma: 18.60 YEAH
sma: OFF AMAZON DOT COM
sma: AKA
sma: /AMAZING/ DOT COM
sma: YEAH
G'n'T: NOT $500
G'n'T: NOT EVEN $50
sma: NOT EVEN
sma: IT'S AMAZING VALUE
sma: BUY THAT BITCH
sma: WHACK IT ON
sma: SLEEP LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN LOG
sma: YEAH
G'n'T: NOTHING WILL FUCK WITH YOU WHEN YOU GOT THIS MOFO OF A LIGHT
G'n'T: MONSTERS UNDER THE BED??
G'n'T: FORGET ABOUT IT
sma: HELL NAWW
sma: ROBBERS OUTSIDE
sma: NAWW THOSE GUYS ARE HUGGING OUT THEIR ADDICTIONS
sma: BECAUSE THAT
sma: IS WHAT THIS NIGHTLIGHT
sma: CAN FUCKEN DO FOR YOU
G'n'T: FULLMOON?? NO WORRIES



We should write infomercials.

8:00:14 Sma: IT WAS A POOL PARTY AND I GOT RIDICULOUSLY SUNBURNED AND MADDY AND I WERE ENGLISH GALS WHO GOT SHIPWRECKED TO THE LAND OF GIANT SNAILS
8:00:16 PM Sma: YEP
8:00:34 PM G'n'T: as if you don't wanna relive that
8:00:44 PM Sma: WE WERE SUCH COOL KIDS OMFG
8:00:50 PM Sma: I NEARLY DROWNED
8:00:58 PM Sma: ON ACCOUNT OF NEVER LEARNING TO SWIM
8:01:08 PM Sma: AND ALSO BEING TOO SHORT TO DEAL WITH THE DEEP END
8:06:32 PM G'n'T: well that's no good
8:07:00 PM Sma: it's ok spoiler alert i didn't die
8:07:40 PM G'n'T: dat's alright then


THERE YA GO CJ, MY RELEVANT JOURNAL IS TTLY UPDATED, FUCK YES

So I feel as if cataloging all the shit under my sister's bed that isn't Veronica Mars Season 2 would be an intellectual exercise.


There go all of my plans for this evening. Fuck.

Ttly just had milk for the first time in like three years ;u;

YEAH IT HAPPENED

YOU KNOW WHAT

FUCK YOU, CHESTER BENNINGTON

I SWEAR YOU USED TO HAVE A PENIS
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT



THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE



and why we can't listen to music on shuffle

Lol. I hand-packed 15.2KG of honeycomb today. I think it's about time I get another job.

WHY IS DAD ALWAYS ANGRY WITH ME

I broke my toe today.

Lol.

I felt a little left out that everyone seemed to have an LJ but me.

Yay team second community website profile!